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pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG


givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?


midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up


sizequeenofhearts:

guitarsandcontrabandx:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

19lbs baby born in Indonesia: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/297570

Omg

Ain’t no way. The baby would just stay in me until it grew up and I eventually became my child.


celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying


ezriela:

modestxwolves:

"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.




beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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