*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
When a POC reads a lot, gets good grades or speaks with naturally with an expansive vocabulary and white people say ” haah you are so WHITE!”
What they really are saying is “I don’t associate those positive attributes with being a poc because your people don’t do any of that. Only white people do are capable of that.”
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension
we all just in here cause we took a wrong turn going to church. listen. what you did or didn’t do, that shit’s irrelevant now.
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?