BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG
Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?
Retail jobs summed up
19lbs baby born in Indonesia: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/297570
Ain’t no way. The baby would just stay in me until it grew up and I eventually became my child.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
"the ice bucket challenge is stupid and it’s not really raising any money or awareness"
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*