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helloootricksterr:

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

HOLY CRAP HE’S BURTON GUSTER


bellecosby:

Some of y’all need to ship yourselves with some common sense 




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'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'

'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.

You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.

The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.

You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’

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— (via ummseptiembre93)

Give this guy a medal

scorpionkiller1999:

There was this boy who walked up to me today and said “Hey are you ok?” And he looked really concerned, so I’m just all like “Yeah why?” He just smiles at me and says “it must of hurt when you fell from heaven.” I looked at him like I had no idea what he was talking about “No, I’m sorry I climbed my way up from hell.” His face goes blank for like a second then he smiles again and says “So that’s why you’re so fucking hot.”



slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”


Just how s m a r t are you?


luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.

posted 19 hours ago via jon-snow · © luaren with 22,930 notes